“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
James Potter was a straight-a bully.

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#will ‘maybe i should ask jack if he can bring a portable cold shower to all the crime scenes’ graham #will ‘oh god oh god if i stay curled up on the floor maybe my boner will go away’ graham #will ‘i’m sorry did you think hannibal was the most terrifying character on this show? think again’ graham
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
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THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS PUTTING “STEAK” UNDER EVERY BEAT I AM SO ANGRY AND AMUSED

hang in there, all of you
i love how quick we did adopted the fannibals :D we’r a huge half-time happy family¡
now, why don’t you strap on your angel wings and fly me back to my page on the calendar
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
…We’re fucked.
I don’t know… I mean, this is the villain:

















